May 2013
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mrsleexoxo:
If Aquarius could be with anyone, it’d still be you.
It’s not what they feel for you, it’s what they dont feel for anyone else but you.
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Some of My Lesser-Known Work
California Prop. 69 Passes Narrowly After Absentee Count
California homosexuals are celebrating today after the controversial voter initiative Proposition 69 passed by a 50.7 to 49.3 percent majority after a month of counting and recounting every last vote. The move overturns previous legislation that forbade homosexual members of the military from smoking cannabis at a Denny’s restaurant on...
April 2013
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February 2013
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mrsleexoxo:
There are times when an Aquarius’ detachment from emotional issues can lead them to behave insensitively or even cruelly.
January 2013
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darrenstummy:
i’m that horrible friend that reads your text message then puts the phone down for 2 minutes to do something and forgets to reply until three hours later
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Same-sex weddings to begin at Washington National... →
Washington National Cathedral — the seat of the Episcopal Church, one of the world’s largest cathedrals and the host of the official prayer service for the presidential inauguration later this month — has decided to start hosting same-sex weddings….
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Son, I did NOT get into Harvard by not smoking...
^Imaginary conversations with my future children.
ronery.
December 2012
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mrsleexoxo:
While Aquarius are very social beings, they have a hard time letting their guard down to form relationships with others.
An Aquarius trusts themselves more than they trust anyone else.
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I got absolutely smashed at my lab's christmas...
I just remember asking the bartender they hired if i was “winning” the drink count and he just kept being like, you were winning 3 glasses of wine ago
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guys I'm writing a christmas rap album
Dashin thru dat dro,
In a one horse open blunt
…that’s….that’s all I have.
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I just want to be on Route 1, high and singing Tracy Chapman.
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where has this been my whole life
November 2012
19 posts
Cue mental breakdown in 3...2...
Yet I’m trying so hard to channel this gif
mrsleexoxo:
Aquarius don’t want a perfect relationship.
They just want someone they can act silly with, treats them well and loves being with them.
They just need someone who won’t give up on them.
I find this mesmerizing
Living in Boston is leading me to wonder whether every straight guy I’ve ever known might be at least a little bisexual.
baldoprah asked: Look like a crackhead got hold to the wrong stuff, told him to get up in a tree and play a leprechaun.
A dreaded sunny day
so lets go where we’re happy
and I meet you at the cemetery gates
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How am I 22 years old and googling “how to get rid of a hickey faster”