1. Heading to Harvard in July for a 1-2 year post-baccalaureate research program.

2. I am on week 8 of P90X, lookin’ goooood.

3. I have been singing “One Thing” by One Direction for the past 48 hours. I would make sex with all of them.

4. Oh, and I made this:

Just think about it for a minute.

where he says “I can play the guitar like a motherfuckin’ riot,” and then proceeds to play the lamest guitar solo pretty much ever.

I won all the gavels.

Take a shot every time grandma says “oriental” while watching figure skating.

I’ve never felt so loved.